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Fat Baldy

aka Community Service Guy, a man who for some perverse reason becomes defined by his court ordered punishment. Despite being banned from Edinburgh city centre he is able to work on the city limits despite his court ordered ankle tag beeping as he passes the hermiston park and ride.

Fat Baldy had a quiet night in last night 3 bottles of buckie and 5 lines of coke.

by Daveee Reeeed January 17, 2009


fat flex

A very hard flex that has an effect on people so strong they could end up dazed and confused

Damn man, he hit us with a fat flex when he walked in with the Gucci sweater and got two girls at once.

by fatflexer2000 February 9, 2019


Fat Acceptance

A movement for people who don't want to move, so they make excuses to hide their unhealthy lifestyle.

Primarily toted by white women (for some reason) who are 99% of the time overweight, and oddly enough have bright hair, and some bear a nose ring, because nobody wanted to put one on their finger.
Originated on Tiktok. Or Twitter, I don't know or care at this point.

Guy 1: Hey, what're you watching?
Guy 2: Some video on whatever the fuck fat acceptance is.
Guy 1: Do you mean those people that expect the entire damn world to change for them despite they themselves being too lazy to go for a jog?
Guy 2: Yeah.

by grand autismo III October 31, 2023


fat mitzvah

When an overweight or obese Jewish girl has a bat mitzvah.

Well, our daughter is having her bat mitzvah tomorrow, but she's overweight meaning we'll be holding a fat mitzvah!

by The Real Driller December 9, 2020


Fat sam

When a man of oversized weight kills a women during intercourse and continues on her body, until finishing hard into her decomposing pussy

I pulled a fat Sam on her ass last night, u better not snitch

by Plingbop September 15, 2019


Fat Bag

A large bag containing randomly assorted items, usually off the dollar menu, from a fast food chain.

Does anybody wanna get drunk and grab a fat bag?

We crushed a huge fat bag last night from McDonalds.

by Ptesta454 August 27, 2016


Fat Concert

A large gathering of overweight, nude males or females, all grinding and fornicating with each other.

I think the fat bitch in our school had a fat concert last night, there were pictures of a large pile of larger people that were naked and wet.

by Flavor Flav May 5, 2014