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A place created for and invented by conservative MP's in order to have photographs taken of them helping the poor
Davis Cameron is out helping the poor at the food bank they didn't need until he was elected
Jay: Hai guyz
Zach: Are you Angel Food?
Jay: Yeah I'm gay
When you're hungry and have to eat food that doesn't taste good while thinking about the food you really want
Bob: I want steak but all I have is Brussels sprouts to eat
Jerry: Me too, I'm getting the basic food blues.
A game you can play by dropping a bowling ball on a food tray launching the food in the air and someone catches the food in their mouth before it hits the ground.
Boy 1: Do you Want to play Bowling Ball Food Catch?
Boy 2: yeah I'm down.
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When someone receives so much semen in their ass that they become full.
Him: Would you like a filling breakfast this morning?
Her: I’m still full from that reverse food baby you gave me this morning.
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The most disgusting meal on earth. Make this horrendous dish for your kitty and watch them turn in to little monsters - who hate you & you hate them.
Make this for your weird human self and cry yourself to sleep.
Mom wants to make cat food jello on thanksgiving.
When you think the food you ate last night was good, but the next morning it all comes back to you and you feel like crap.
Jimmy John: I just had food flashbacks of that mac n' cheese.
Sally Sue: I told you that having cheese "juice" was not the best option.
Jimmy John: Ok- *cramps, stomach pain* Argh!