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An amazing friend who will always be by your side of you’re having a bad day and he will make you laugh if you need it
Hey! I talked to Nick which really cheered me up!
he is a creep who walks around touching random people and jerks off to widow maker every night he has a huge crush on this ugly girl called anais.
did you see that nick guy with anais
think eric cartman, but actually has sex four times a day WITHOUT a condom, average penis, and drives as if laws do not apply! nick is a kind person, but only when convenient, do not hurt his feelings, he will ruin your life. stay safe
Friend: Hey Nick, your going a little too fast
Nick: I will beat the dog piss out of you, I love you
Haha, you were expecting some definition of the name Nick which you were hoping would stroke your ego like one would calmly stroke the fur of a cat; I'm sorry to say, but as a Nick myself I have to end this endless cycle of ego boosting.
If your name is Nick, you are sadly doomed to a pathetic life with no meaning whatsoever. Mistakes will always be made, and it gets so bad that everyone including yourself will laugh at you. Have fun being lonely fellow Nick.
Person: Man, you're such a Nick.
Nick: oof