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When a old lady with grey hair is jerking off two black guys.
Dude i walked in on my grandma African grey birding our two exchange students from Uganda.
The reason why you are all alive. Chief Bird Flu is chief of the Bird Flu Society, which will shit on your face if you commit heresy. All hail Chief Bird Flu.
Chief Bird Flu owns you.
Pet birds are loud, obnoxious animals that never shut the fuck up and that seriously harsh the vibe of any social gathering with their screeching orations. You'd be pissed too if you knew how to fly but were stuck in a cage.
Calm your bird means stop freaking out like a caged bird and harshing the vibe. Either shut the fuck up, or go be free elsewhere.
Joe: "MAN DO YOU SEE THAT GUY? I THINK HE LOOKED AT ME MAN. I THINK HE WANTS TO SAY SOMETHING. I'M GONNA GIVE IT TO HIM. I'M GONNA PUT MY FIST RIGHT UP HIS ASS!"
Cool Pete: "Joe. JOE. You're high on acid and cocaine and you saw yourself in the mirror. Calm your bird."
A mixed drink, equal parts Patrón (often Patrón Silver) tequilaand hummingbird food.
Served on the rocks, the intense sweetness of the hummingbird food blends against any bitterness from the tequila.
Person 1: Man my buzz is wearing off...
Person 2: Funny you should say that... buzz?!? That reminds me...
Bartender: What can I get for you?
Person 2: I'll take a bird mother flutter... no, in fact I'll buy her one, too.
Person 1: What's a bird mother flutter?
Person 2: Refreshing and intoxicating!
That one kid nobody knows anything about or what's going on in their mind
That gay scuttling bird scares me.
When you have stray pubic hairs hanging out of your mouth after eating a girl out.
She had a full bush, it Kentucky bird dogged me
Cuming on the pubic hair of a girl that doesn't wax or shave the region.
Nick pulled out of Stacey and shot his load on her unshaven pussy leaving her with a snotty birds nest.