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Christian

Christian is perfection. He is super hot, funny, amazing. He is so cool and nice. Every girl wants him and is a hot man that makes every women he passes by horny. He is usually of Spanish origin. He is a great listener and his abs are from another world. He is an amazing athlete in all sports.

He is the perfect boyfriend/husband/friend.

"Omg Christian is so hot"
"Oh look, there is Christian, I love him"
"Christian is the best boyfriend ever"
"Do you know Christian?, he is the most handsome guy ever"

by NCMCANLO November 24, 2021


Christian

He is the most loyal, caring, handsomest, beautiful loving,selfless,and kindest husband.He always cheers me up when I'm feeling at my worst and is always there for me no matter what.He has the biggest heart in the whole planet and never thinks twice before doing something nice.He is very very handsome with the brightest smile i have ever seen ever, and he has a laugh so contagious i cant help but be giddy with endorphins whenever i'm around him. He's the funniest and the most out of pocket person ever, and really loves all sorts of crazy animals. He always gives me so so so so much love and the most clingiest cuddliest husband ever. He never makes me feel judged or makes me feel like i have to change myself at all. He loves me with who i am and i love him for who he is. With him, its such a deep connection there's so much comfort than in the word comfort.With him, time flies and goes slowly at the same time. His hugs, always feel like home. His hands, are like puzzle pieces that perfectly align with mine. His voice, like my favorite comfort song that im able to listen to on repeat for hours on end.No urban dictionary could even begin to describe my love for my husband. Because with him, life is just beautiful. And I can't wait to spend the rest of it with him.

Who packed you lunch?

MY MOST AMAZING, GORGEOUS ,FUNNIEST SMARTEST, CARING, BOYFRIEND NAMED CHRISTIAN OF COURSE!

by YourWifeyy<33 November 21, 2023


Christian

A 3 '6 tall shithead who's only redeeming quality is his sister.

That boy christian is such a dick.

by Ricksta2008 November 25, 2021


Christian

hes just horny. VERY HORNY

Christian is horny
yea ik

by aparently im a bean😐 May 26, 2021


Christian

Eats mayo from the jar

Christian: says nothing while stuffing mayo in his butt and mouth

by wasgooddddjannjj January 22, 2022


Christian

Christian is a big ass bird that is the gay one in his gc and half of them probably don’t like him because he have tittie droplets. Also Christian like to spend his money on things he can’t even afford

Oh girl please “ ——“mauriana stfu “ yes my name is Christian so what about it ?

by Ahop 🧍🏾‍♀️ January 17, 2021


Christian

A sussy baka who likes valve shit, plays a lot of fortnite, and is fun af to hang out with

ex. Christian is epic gamer man

by TheD-stroyer619 January 26, 2022