Cheese Tits

This is a nickname given to a girl with breasts which are very saggy. Often when a girl loses large quantities of weight the breasts lose volume, but the skin is still the same size. In this situation her breasts become a similar consistency to sacks, loosely filled with cottage cheese. Hence the nickname Cheese Tits.

"I got this girl home thinking she was slammin hot. Got to second base and realized she had Cheese Tits. gross.

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Biggie Cheese

Heavenly Father/ God

Me: Please don’t shoot me!

Shooter: *Shoots my forehead but the bullet ricocheted off of it into his chest*

Me: Phew, I guess I can thank only Biggie Cheese.

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Cheese sarnies

Nothing to do with sex

"Quit going on about the cheese sarnies, will ya?"

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brief cheese

the residue found in a man's briefs or other tight underwear that he has worn for several days without washing. usually yellow stains with a distinct odor that is more than simple urine.

Since going to college, I don't have time to wash my jockeys every week. Now they all smell like brief cheese.

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Cheese cock

A man from Wisconsin with a very large penis

Bro, I'm nervous about having sex with my new girl, her last boyfriend was a cheese cock

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pushing the cheese

Spending excessive time on one's cell phone during a social situation; someone who pushes the cheese habitually is known as a "cheese pusher."

Jane: "He was pushing the cheese all throughout dinner. It was so rude."

Bob: "Kim's cool, but she's kind of a cheese pusher."

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Grilled Cheese

When you take a dump on the toilet seat and close the lid down on it.

Thurman did you grilled cheese my toilet?

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