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A crack-whore who can provide no milk to her AIDs baby, not even tainted cracked-out milk.
Yo momma musta been a real douche-bottle shaniqua, I find out yo momma give me the hiv'a...
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A person who is a true douche.
Hey you know that kid micah, shannon?
Yeah! he's SUCH a Douche McMuffin!
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Someone who secretly leaves a douche under the pillow of someone deserving.
"His girlfriend didn't know she had odor. He became a douche fairy."
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A guy who needs to break up with his girlfriend, but doesn't because he's still able to have sex with her. His penis is the douche.
Evan is being such a male douche. He needs to break up with his girlfriend for good.
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A catty straight woman who loves the company of gay men and has spent so much time around them that she’s begun to act like an attitude-ridden queen. With limp wrist and waggling head, she talks shit, starts shit, & won’t finish her shit, but at the end of the day still thinks she’s *FABULOUSSSS*
"Hey Vidal, where's your douche hag tonight?"
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One who orders a pizza in a computer lab and does not give anyone a piece, and eats a whole one himself. Then, plays annoying top 40 hits and makes out with his ugly girlfriend. He is usually an ugly pretentious fat guy, with greasy hair and he wears really weird girl pajamas to school.
Katy: So, that annoying guy was in here for four hours, playing loud top 40 hits and eating an entire pizza for himself in front of everybody, and making out with his ugly girlfriend.
Priscilla: Yeah he's such an annoying Pizza douche.
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The act of cleaning your desk after an extensive period of feeling "not so fresh". Usually requires several cleaning products and at least one roll of paper towels. Sometimes includes chasing small animals and insects from surrounding area.
"After todays desk-douche, I finally found that sales report for those bastards in accounting."
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