a game where people murder each other by whipping them with bananas, especially their bananas if you know what I mean.
Yo I have a shotgun in my pants Fortnite murder
The idea that any media can and will be connected to Fortnite. Items can be shortly defined by how many steps there are between it and Fortnite, so Fortnite itself would have a degree of 0 (Fortnite^0) and Minecraft would have a degree of 3 (Minecraft^3)
Fortnite Theory of Minecraft^3 :
Fortnite > Street Fighter > Smash Bros > Minecraft
Green Fortnite- a term commonly used amongst younger people when they “rizz” a girl/woman up, commenly whilst dunking a hoop, or when a male tells a pickup line to the desired gender for a partner
Yo did you see AJ rizzed that girl up? Right after he said “Green Fortnite”
NFS Unbound
A driving game franchise that went from Badass without actually being a race sim, to a hot pile of zoomer pop culture garbage. EA is so greedy and out of touch, that they had to water down the classic franchise to the point where it appears to the most brain dead normies zoomer imaginable. There is a scene in the game where a Young girl in high heels and a skimpy dress, probably never even seen a tire iron in her life, challenges you too a race, then some game play, and you see random fornite particles.... boi tf
OG: My boy, you wanna whip it on assetto corsa? I Know a good No assist/ No Hesi server with good physics, traffic and policing mods...
Zoomer: Uhm ok who asked?? bro do you even know who asap is? lmao sweetie why is you car plain black ong *fortnite dances*
OG: ?
Zoomer: we playing NFS unbound!! mine came with a 3 hole balaclava now im a gansta!!
OG: Boy that's car fortnite
One of the greatest things that can happen to your kid.
Mom: Honey, something amazing happened with Timmy!
Dad: And that's?
Mom: He got Banned from Fortnite!
Dad: LES FOCKING PARTEH!
This hints that people are a little more than friends. The act of playing fortnite together, a deeply embarrassing game, shows the true passion between people. It shows the connection and vulnerability between a couple. This presents them being more than friends but not ready to share it.
“Hey bro. I really like you. Let’s be fortnite friends”
"the Childs dream" as the 5 yr-old bitchs like to say, they go to the parents and beg dem parents until they are so bad they need to get adopted.
Mum, can i get a 19 dolla fortnite card plz.
Proceeds to be sent to orphanage