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a word started when a group of girls got fed up w/ their men's behavior therefore set out to punish them! That's right! No hj's, no bj's, and definetly no sex for you fellas! Not gonna happen! Not tonight, not for the next 25 yrs of your lives!! Jk...it's been proven the girls are the ones that seem to cave in on their own rule b/c we're so deprived....
He didn't call me for 3 weeks, Mandy! That's aight..just put him on penis probation!
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when a guy slaps a girl with his boner
damn that bitch, im going to give her a FLYING PENIS that will teach her not to bite my left testicle off
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Penis-dry is an word used to describe something that someone tried to dry off, but still remains annoyingly moist. This comes from the fact that after bathing and showering, the penis always seems to be difficult to get fully dry quickly without accidentally chaffing or the like.
"Someone go towel off the dog again! He's penis-dry!"
"No matter how long I left that blanket in the drier, it always comes out penis-dry."
"His hair is so thick, he always comes into school penis-dry."
"Check out that fat old person. Its pits are penis-dry. Nasty."
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When piss is coming out of your dick. Kinda looks like a yellow laser right?
Fag: I gotta take a penis laser!
Ass Fag: BIZOOM!
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When males are too drunk to get an erection.
I got a wicked case of whiskey penis.
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