Plant-based beer

A Liberal Plot to replace our American Beer with plant-based beer.

Excited to be watching the Oscars with an ice cold plant-based beer.

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Root Beer Barrel

Derogatory nickname for James Harden of the Houston(Texas) Rockets in the National Basketball Association. Coined by Something Awful Forums user Brolander, who in a GDT (Game Day Thread) witnessed James Harden do some stupid contorted crap to try and get a foul on a three point shot attempt and expressed his disgust by calling Harden "you, you...Root Beer Barrel!" A reference to both the root beer flavoured hard candy and a literal barrel of root beer, it lampoons bullshit antics and barrelish chest shape. You can technically call someone else a RBB but you are still referring to James Harden, it is not a generic term for a foul-seeker or rule-abuser. It is not racist.

"Oh, ok. Get your 3 free throws James, with your fuckin' sucks-to-watch, sleep walking, dick touching Root Beer Barrel ass."

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The 2 Beer Dance

When the microscopic sound waves of one who that is Rick James sudenly caresses and dabbles sweet rythmic flows through your ear drumsies, you mistickingly have two beers at one point in time and one can only but not fully control the rythmic spasms, and move in a counter clockwise motion as many time as needed until well spent.

SUPERFREAK, SUPERFREAK,
(and so it begins)

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the root beer float

The act of doing anal and having the femael gender shit on your dck clean it with her mouth and then keep it on her mouth and then you cum on your chest and then she spits it on your chest: The rooot bear float

man ishe really lovess the root beer float

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Root Beer Float

When a man comes inside of a dirty ads and the creampie is Brown from shit topped with the sweet confection of cum, resembling a Root beer float

God damn! That chicks ass was so dirty or fucking ended with a Root beer float

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Beer fear

Mass hysteria connected with corona virus phobia. Ironically, the virus is called the same name as some shitty Mexican beer.

- Wanna go to bar and have a coupla beers with me?
- Nah, I got an acute case of beer fear.

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Hold my beer and watch this!

Redneck's last words

Redneck 1: "Hey man, see that ropeswing? Let's tie it to an airplane and jet ski across the ocean!"
Redneck 2: "I wanna do it! Hold my beer and watch this!"

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