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I'm so happy rn
Good weather, being happy. That's the three things you need in life
-Dj Keleo
gay ass arno: do you know Keleo's Golden Rule?
walter: yes ofc the three things you need in life, good weather and being happy
The only counter to The Mastermind Rule. Comes from the awesomeness that is banana fire (some retard puts on a banana suit and covers himself in rubbing alcohol and sets himself alight, guess what happens next... google it and try not to laugh too hard.)
Should an offered activity take a higher preference than the current activity, one should invoke The Banana Fire Rule. Comes from the fact that watching banana fire is probably the best thing you can do, if it wasn't, you'd invoke The Mastermind Rule.
Miles: Aww man if only I hadn't invoked the mastermind rule and kept on playing Final Fantasy VII when asked if I wanted to play some Tekken Tag! Wait a minute, I think it's time to invoke The Banana Fire Rule!
Everyone: Yes! Tekken formulae go!
A southern grammer rule in certain dialects when you say something that ends with a hard k sound followed by a word starting with Th the th is rendered unnecessary due to a resonance that can occur in some,regions. Caused by the deep twang of the dialect
Using the kth grammer rule to. Direct some one one May sayHey dont do it like 'at try doing it like 'is here
If you can last 30 minutes in bed and can run for 30 seconds it is safe to fuck a crazy chick.
"you're gonna fuck Stacey"
"don't worry I fit the 30/30 rule"
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undoes the self-first rule, can only be used when you are in grave danger.
Andy: i am a getting laid
You: Jakop-undo rule... I need my father to drive mearound numorously to prove I need a car.
The six inch rule is a commonly accepted rule of etiquette, even if it's not official. The idea behind the six inch rule is personal space. One is to be allowed and given six inches of air between them and anyone else in order to avoid uncomfortable contact or awkwardness due to close proximity or the appearance of being cold with too much distance.
John remained respectful of Mary's six inches of personal space, and he was later rewarded for his consideration and careful adherence to the six inch rule.
Dude, it's the six inch rule, so get the fuck out of my face.
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The "48-hour" Rule is the law that protects gamers who have recently purchased a new game from getting pulled away for matters that are not important. This list includes, but is not limited to chores, social functions, walking the dog, or other responsibilities.
To solve any debates, the 48-hour rule does begin upon loading the game up for the first time, not upon purchase.
This rule was created to provide safety to fellow gamers who were getting pulled away from their games in that initial learning phase and during important story plot. It was noted that parents and spouses would take advantage of these times and force the gamer into fulfilling chores or social functions just to get them away from the game. It was never researched on why these seemed to be key times that people would "need" the gamer to do chores, but it is thought that it may be due to revenge, jealousy, or just plain asshattery.
Thus the 48-hour rule was devised. This is to protect the gamer from any who wish to take away their new found treasure and ruin those integral first hours of gameplay. It also protects from negative emotions towards a violator of the 48-hour rule trying to force the gamer into breaking away from their new game.
NOTE: The 48-hour rule does NOT mean that the gamer has to play for 48 hours straight. Only that in those first 48 hours, a gamer can not be pulled away from their game for someone else's reasons.
Spouse: Hey, it's your day to do the dishes and take out the trash.
Gamer: "48-hour" rule, sorry.
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