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"Sam" is a sexy beast. He is loved by everyone and has a 7ft schlong. Sam is usually a blonde hair kid that does too many sports to count, that is why all the ladies love him (and some men). He is a great bum fucker and does it with a passion.
Girl: 'What did you do today?'
Boy: 'I was chilling with Sam.'
Girl: 'Damn, does your ass hurt?'
A friend that makes significant, even heroic, effort to ensure your safety. Usage stems from Samwise "Sam" Gamgee, and his contributions to Frodo Baggins during their quest to destroy the One Ring.
"My buddy Jake slept on my floor for two weeks after my brother died, just to make sure I was going to be OK. He's a real Sam."
Someone who hates other people's opinions and has to have the last word.
"Gosh, Sam sure is being a dickhead to this guy named Ansel."
Not really special just a person.
Has no clue what to do at all.
Pretty standard person.
person 1: "oh hi sam."
Sam: "hey."
person 1: "what's up?"
Sam: "i don't know really."
Sams are very tall, but most are gentle giants with a taste for cooking. Do not try and get them to eat fish, they will simpluly step on you.
However, Sams are kind, humble and fucking sexy beings, so much to the point where you would be foolish not to date one, as they can be whatever you like.
If there were more Sams, the world would be a better place.
This archetype might also be named Max or Xavier
Either super tall or super short
Makes a lot of "gay for the homies" jokes but if someone asks if he's gay he takes offence
Unironically listens to bad rap
Plays FPS games and probably Minecraft too
Person 1: Oh, there goes Sam.
Personn2: "....that guy?"
A man child who is 70% weed and 30% dumbass.
A person who gets off to crusty feet, blue waffles and cracks in his drywall.
A fagot who preaches that cigarettes are bad, but drinks bong water with his cookies.
A real straight D student.