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When you throw a woman up into the air while the guy lies down, so she lands on his dick, deeply penetrating
That guy gave me the reverse flying eagle last night and shattered my vagina
A flying land squid is a mythological creature of epic preportions that travels in a pocket of pure oxygen giving it the apperence of "flying". it's origins are widely unknown but it is belived to be the work of two stoned highschool boys. One thing that can not be argued with is the sise of this fictionary giant, its tentical can be the length and thickness of up to three school busses! They have been known to, in an insane rage, tear the roof's off of schools devouring all in its path. Only one has ever been recorded and it is bealived to be imortal with no preditors or ways of killing it. These mamoths are so fierce and powerful that they are the only thing that legend CHUCK NORRIS is actualy afraid of.
"dude I was so baked last night i looked out of my window and i swear a flying land squid drifted by!"
"Dude no way! You to!"
The first quarter of 2019 was a rough one. Herb Kelleher, Southwest's beloved founder, flew west. (Past tense of fly west.)
An asexual person who acts as a "wingman", helping their friends get dates/partners
"Why is Morgan here?"
"He's my flying ace! He introduced me to my last boyfriend."
A nineteenth century phrase that refers to a polished bald head.
“Wow, where's your hair?”
“I decided to go for a fly rink.”
Ancient historical phrase having come up many times in past writings from 1650 B.C. - 1849. The two words had deep correlation with each other during the beginning of the English language being created. Together the two words create a certain frequency that repel all natural forces of negative frequencies. Now, on the other end of the spectrum, if the two words are speparated yet still in the same context they attract all natural forces of positive/ fully abundant frequencies.
That man never has a bad day, he’s really flying heavy!
Ancient historical phrase having come up many times in past writings from 1650 B.C. - 1849. The two words had deep correlation with each other during the beginning of the English language being created. Together the two words create a certain frequency that repel all natural forces of negative frequencies. Now, on the other end of the spectrum, if the two words are speparated yet still in the same context they attract all natural forces of positive/ fully abundant frequencies.
That man never has a bad day, he’s really flying heavy!