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The intentional use of flatulence when surrounded by individuals whom you do not particularly like and wish to repel and ward off but don't consider them to be worth the effort of anything other then a fart. More often is the act of having flatulence and not bothering to attempt to cover it up or ward off the smell.
I was stuck at work with those two obnoxious sisters, so I broke out with a tactical fart and that shut them up pretty quickly.
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When you trap your fart in a container, inhale it, burp it up, and blow it into someones face.
Yesterday after getting out of the water I ripped such bad ass in my wetsuit that I decided to fart burp Kristin which smelt so horrible it nearly made her vomit.
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A mental barrier set in place to govern when it is acceptable to fart. To fart before it has been observed "ok" to do so, in a given public surrounding, would be breaking the fart barrier.
Farting in line at the bank, Breaking the fart barrier.
Farted at a job interview, definite breaking of the fart barrier.
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A game in which one individual spontaneously declares another to be the "Fart Smith". All those in attendance are then obligated to try to fart before the Fart Smith does. Whoever farts first wins that round of "Fart Smith".
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a tapered pungent wind, dispelled from a reptillious sphincter or constricted hole, often resulting in a high pitched wailing compared to that of the windypoping dog farts.
was that a dog whistle i hear, or a snake fart??
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A cake that has been flatulated upon by a naked chick to obtain perverted sexual pleasure
Matt, don't eat this fart cake! It's smelly and you can end up with the runs if you eat it!
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