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This is an instance where an American (usually an African-American) is just about to have sex with the same sex as the person. Before any article of clothing is taken off (during the presex makeout) one of the people takes their finger (usually thumb) and shoves it in the ass of the other person. Usually the response of the other person is, "WHHOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAA ! ! !" (This is the usual response of Dirty Dan during American Finger-Fisting.)
When watching Naruto, I saw some American Finger-Fisting when Kakashi does Thousand Years of Pain.
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When you are forced to leave an area by either being relocated to a reservation or by getting murdered.
the cherokees had a native american goodbye done to them by the europeans.
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**** clothing for people that feel they're too good to wear cheaper clothing that has no holes and doesn't smell like cat piss.
Guy 1: Wow, he has some cat piss jeans!
Guy 2: You mean American Eagle jeans?
Guy 1: Exactly!
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(V) to perform deep oral sex on a man so that you vomit on their genitalia.
"I flew all the way to Italy and gave the most amazing American blow job, he was such a good sport about it. "
" That girl Danielle gives a wicked American blow job"
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American Sword Fighting is when Americans fight each other with their erect penis's and the loser is the one that finishes or loses his erection first.
I caught my sons Nick and Ben american sword fighting in their bedroom the other day
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The American Solidarity Party was founded during the 2010s. It is a Christian-Based Democratic Party. Basically Democrats but have Republican beliefs when the other side’s view violates church teachings.
“Are you a Republican or Democrat?”
“I’m a member of the American Solidarity Party”.
“What even is that?”
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Public sex between a man and a woman that involves the man screaming at the top of his lungs about how masculine he is
So I was in Tennessee the other day when I heard some screaming and I noticed it came from a couple having sex on the roof of their house. The man in the act was screaming shit like “YES!!!!!! GIVE IT TO ME!!!!! I AM THE MOST WORTHY OF SEX!!!!!! I NUKED AN ENTIRE CITY OUTTA EXISTENCE PISSED ON THE BODIES OF BAD PEOPLE I SHOT TO DEATH, AND I OWN MORE GUNS THAN THE AMOUNT OF BEERS YOU’VE HAD!!!! FUCK YEAH MATHAFUCKAS!!!!! And the woman was just there like “aww yeah I love that gimme more. They seemed to be having Violently American Sex
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