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Trunk capacity of any car measured in dead hookers. Hookers must be whole and not chopped up and bagged
This Chevy Maibu has lots of trunk room, at least a 3 dead hooker capacity!
When it’s time to die, you fulfill the Dead Man’s Promise.
Hey what happened to gramps?
He fulfilled the Dead Man’s Promise last week.
Does that mean I get to keep his life savings
Also known as "Brendan Forester" he used to have a channel with over 70 subscribers called "alfred the dead kid" but deleted it due to tons of toxic stuff happening there and drama.
Alfred the dead kid had a girlfriend who cheated on him which hurt him, thats one reason he quit youtube,he has yet to date another girl and says "he will never date again because he doesn't want to go through that again"
It is used when a funny meme is posted on discord but you cant stop laughing to it, these memes are generally offensive or low quality to get a rare "im fucking dead" reply.
Jack : *posts a meme*
Micheal : im fucking dead 💀
Phrase you can say when literally anything happens. Especially good to use when something ironic happens.
Person 1: "Damn, I'm too short to reach the ladder I want at the hardware store."
Person 2: "Dead fish moment."
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*Literally anything happens*
Person 1: "Dead fish moment."
A survivor of a suicide attempt.
He lived! Dead man talking from now for sure.
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When is chick is such a lame fuck that you would rather do a dead person
Mike was telling Todd that he a dead mans hole last night and would have rather jerked off.