Random
Source Code
Random
while in the presence of a woman giving birth wait until the baby is conceived take the after birth (amniotic sac) place it in an old mason jar used in moonshine running, after letting the jar bake in the sun for 3 hours and 47 minutes take it into the bathroom and begin to make love to it calling out a number or girls names preferably the mother of the newborn
i was in a elevator and a chick started giving birth and i got a full baby bang jar and i made love all night
3👍 14👎
The World's Biggest Gang Bang was an event staged in a Hollywood studio starring pornographic actress Annabel Chong whereby she attempted to have sex with 300 men. In reality, only seventy or so participants turned up and engaged with Annabel in 251 sex acts. The event was organised by pornographic film director John T. Bone. The resulting video is one of the highest grossing pornographic films ever. The record attempt also caught the attention of student film director Gough Lewis and Annabel became the subject of his documentary Sex: The Annabel Chong Story. The documentary was a hit at the Sundance Film Festival and was nominated for the Grand Jury Prize.
The World's Biggest Gang Bang Like sleeping on a bed of dicks
52👍 31👎
When a person receiving a snowball to the face is knocked out or injured.
Hard Kid: "I'm ginna knock this kid out with my snow ball one bang!"
*Launches snowball*
*Crunch and flop*
7👍 2👎
To get fucked on the salty hose bed of a fire truck.
I shabang bang boogie woogied that chick last night!
12👍 5👎
Where a set of gay men (or women with strap-on dildos) get into a circle and butt fuck each other making each one fucked by the one behind them.
Chris got buttfucked by Joe who got buttfucked by Steve who got buttfucked by Alex who got buttfucked by Chris.
25👍 13👎
When you break up with a chick you're living with, you nail her one last time then kick her out and change the locks after draining the mutual bank account leaving her on the streets ("the curb")
"Hey where's your bitch?" "She got caught slippin' I had to bang it to the curb."
2👍 23👎
Appropriate punishment for child molesters, baby-killers,and pedofiles. These scum are placed in the exercise yard of any hard-core penal institution and the guards are paid to look the other way for a few hours.
(Name of any child-molesting scum) should receive the ultimate all anal gang bang in addition to his life sentence.
39👍 24👎