Baby Bang Jar

while in the presence of a woman giving birth wait until the baby is conceived take the after birth (amniotic sac) place it in an old mason jar used in moonshine running, after letting the jar bake in the sun for 3 hours and 47 minutes take it into the bathroom and begin to make love to it calling out a number or girls names preferably the mother of the newborn

i was in a elevator and a chick started giving birth and i got a full baby bang jar and i made love all night

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Blumpkant

while receiving a blumpkin you catch a sudden case of severe constipation and cannot shit in turn you've received a blumpkant

i ate a giant bowl of cheesy nachos and couldnt shit so the broad gave me a blumpkant

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Flunt

a open sore or wound filled with dried puss on a females body used for sex

yo i fucked this girl last night she had the wettest flunt ever and i was sooo tight

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falap shot

the act of cumming in a drunk blonde girls belly button while others are doing body shots off her, if you sneak it in at a bar its called a unexpected falap shot

yo last night was crazy me and my aunt becky got scmammered off falap shots

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premo dan

while watching the newly released film Twilight a female straddles you and whilst grinding your lap, you blow in you pants causing a nickle sized cum stain to appear on your pants and the female passes out in laughter.

yo i was over this niggas house things got really hot and heavy long story short he gave me a premo dan