run some diagnostics on the commode

A formal way of saying "take a shit"

Tikh: Hey where ya headed to so fast?
Dylan: I just had my morning coffee, and now I gotta run some diagnostics on the commode!

run around and desert you

Another thing that rick astley will never do

never gonna run around and desert you

Run like You're naked

Basically to run really fast. Or to run like you're streaking. My friends on my Cross Country team say this before our races.

Everybody, here comes the cops! Run like you're naked!

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She runs like sonic

Someone (female) who's short but runs fast like sonic

Khadiza's mile time is 8min 36sec, but she's less than 5 feet! She runs like sonic!

Oh man look at that midget go! She runs like sonic!

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smack whack n run

To knock another down, ejaculate on their face, and run for your life.

I pulled a smack whack n run on this mexican the other day.

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Cookie run fandom

Like most fandoms, the cookie run fandom has a good side and bad side.
The good side: people who just enjoy the game and stuff.
The bad side: people who make DRAMA out of these cookies, don’t expect to see someone on twitter attack someone for making milk cookie lighter. And the um... interesting ships. Im not talking about rare pair ships. Im talking about the adult x minor and stuff. I have saw someone say “how to not whitewash cookies with not realistic dough colors!” YOU CANNOT WHITEWASH THEM, YOU’RE NOT DOING ANYTHING AT ALL. This fandom has the most annoying 13 - 14 year olds who complain about everything when.
Cookie run is a kids game, for 10+. Why are you people doing this.

Person A: Hi, I'm apart of the cookie run fandom.
Person B: Ok, are you a toxic person?
Person A: No, not at all.
Person B: K. You’re good.

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cookie run kingdom

Meh pay to win gambling experience. Fun at the start but gets boring quickly if you turn your brain on.
like genshin impact you turn your brain off but unlike genshin impact there is less simping for kids and more simping for cookies.

Other guy: yo what game you playing?
Somone: cookie run kingdom, did you think i was playing genshin impact

other guy: That games sucks...and so dopes genshin impact
Somone: you mean the " community" suck right?
Other guy: No No No the game has gachas and meh gamplay is is kinda overrated, you okay bro?
Somone: im hooked and broke.

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