Choco-Taco

When a male has anal intercourse and sticks his then poopy dick inside a vagina.

Her asshole wasn't enough but she wasn't clean so I gave her a choco-taco.

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Taco Jake

Some Dumb Asshole Who Plays Cs To Much And Loves Taco Johnning everything

Im Gay And I Play Cs Way To Much my name is Taco Jake

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street taco

noun, prostitute, street hooker, slut,whore,

I thinks im going to get me some street taco.

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scottish taco

To masturbate with a tortilla shell while wearing a kilt.

I went to Scotland and saw a man making a Scottish taco!

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Ass Taco

When you didn’t wipe thoroughly and there is still fecal matter still left behind in your ass hair.

David: Hey man I had an Ass Taco up until 30mins ago.

Steven: Dang dude, those are the worst.

David: ya I know I had to shave my ass hair because it hurt so bad to pull the feces out of my ass hair.

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taco joke

It's when the human race tries to kill it's self off

Prick - I have a taco joke!
Me - Don't fucking say it Zach
Prick - Why did the tacos cross the road
Me - Don't fucking say it Zach
Prick - To fart their way over to the sidewalk and kill the BURRIOTOS
Me - I cease to exisit
Me - Also burritos are better than tacos

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Tacos Tacopeton

Tacos Tacopeton was a drug industry hiding as a taco truck. For each order if you said "ApeMan" they would give you aids that were collected from the monkey named Jorge which was the owners son. Later it was destroyed by another taco truck eventually being fixed and bought from Angel Castañeda and Dr. Nene

Hey is that Tacos Tacopetons taco truck?-Tahamid. Well I own it now for drugs-Angel

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