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stinky little poobags. Have you ever met a Jess and Emily before? You haven’t? Well that surely is a gift from god. These people are stinky and they make slander like saying I had a dream hand thing when like Jess did too and like saying my music taste is shit and basic when they used to be BTS stannies and still listen to black pink. Shush you’re both white. If you ever meet a Jess or an Emily in your life, make sure to run the other way because they will lure you in with their duo magnetic hot girl force as they’re always seen together and you will initially think that they’re both conjoined twins. To Jess and Emily: you’re lucky that you’re the only two people for eachother because that’s all you’re gonna get cause you’re *redacted*. Ily❤️❤️❤️
Guy 1: yo who the hell are those two they look like theyre prematurely stuck together…but like they’re kinda hot
Guy 2: it’s better you don’t know.
Guy 1: why? What’s their names?
Guy 2: Jess and Emily
Guy 1: *implodes*
a small girl silly but loyal like a puppy emily Dixon normally are blonde small girls with pale skin (like a bar is doll) Emily Dixons are normally fragile with grace and elegance they are very studious and don't get out much /green eyed Emily dioxins pretend sometimes to be something they're not a green eyed Emily is often shy and hides away her intelligence
/blue eyed Emily Dixons are the exception to the studious ways she is daft and immiture and not to be trusted
/brown eyed brown eyed Emily's are outgoing however they are unlinked by many and can be anoying at times
I really need to pass this test
So do I let's do an emily Dixon and study loads
A skibidi sigma from Ohio. Super sussy and grimace shake. “What the sigma” she says. She enjoys doing the griddy.
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Emilie Ducarme has issues when finding guys that actually live close to her. She does not have daddy/mommy issues or an fat ass. But, she has big tits and her best friend is the best person out there (jk). She loves a good party and will chug from the bottle. Emilie is a great girl and everyone should be nice to her, unless she’s being a dick.
« She’s definitely not an Emilie Ducarme dude, look at her phat ass. »