poop stick

when you need to unclog the toilet because you have released the monster that has been growing between your asscheeks.

you: dude, i had to grab a branch off of the oak tree in my yard

Friend: for what?

You: i released Satan himself from my ass when i took that foot long dump.

Friend: So You needed a poop stick?

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finkler stick

a stick routinely used to beat the fink, or snitch, until they either die or fall unconscious

get the finkler stick, roy. we got us a snitch."

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Cock-on-a-stick

I was really impressed to discover that someone else uses this excellent term. I use it as a 'mild' expletive when something happens that slightly annoys or frustrates me.

'You are joking, we haven't got another meeting tonight have we? What a cock-on-a-stick.'
'Cock-on-a-stick, where are my car keys?'

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Lard on Sticks

Lard on sticks is a pointless phrase that can be used in any situation and means whatever you want it to.

1. "You suck at cod."
"Yeah and you suck at lard on sticks."

2."Oh, for crying out loud, i said bacon and eggs."
"Make your own damn bacon and lard on sticks."

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Wrinkly stick

An old man's penis.

I accidentally saw a wrinkly stick on the internet.

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puddin stick

A dick that can't satisfy a woman or the dick can't get a woman off before himself.

Mike had a puddin stick last night!

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Stick a tit in it

Function: verb
Origin: from put a sock in it
Date: september 2008
1. Roughly translated means "shut-up" or stop talking,
But was tweeked to through a subtle blow at someone's immature attitude.
2.Used to encourage someone to stop whining like a little baby.

Bonus!: If someone's whinning like or acting like a pussy, you could also tell them to put a tampax up it.

Person A: I don't want to walk all the way back to the car; it's too far
Person B: It's two blocks
Person A: I don't care; it's too far; my feet hurt.
Person B: Oh, stick a tit in it!

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