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Inspired by Matt Damon's line in the movie The Martian where he has to "science to shit out of it" to survive. Technically and more accurately he MacGyvered the fuck out of it.
When you have fixed something without the right parts or equipment be proud to say "I macgyvered the fuck out of it!"
A 'third fuck' is an unwanted person who enters an argument that is already ongoing between two people
Person 1: fuck you!
Person 2: no, fuck you!
Person 3: fuck both of you!
Person 1&2: shut up you third fuck your not involved in this!
When you move into a new place and have sex within 24 hours. Typically your first night or morning in a new place. Possibly as a house-warming thing.
It could be with your partner, a one-night stand, or a hooker.
Me and Gertrude moved into our new place yesterday, and post-move fucked the roof down last night! What a great way to end such a long and difficult day of moving.
Fucking someone that is always stressed out so that afterwords is “chill”.
Having intercourse with a person that is always on the edge so that person can finally relax.
“You really needed someone that fuck you chill on the regular, you were always so tense”
“You have been so relaxed lately, I’m glad your new boyfriend fuck you chill every day now”
“You’re such a crazy bitch, I’m going to fuck you chill real good”
1. When someone makes you a scapegoat for something in front of an audience or team for which you take the fall.
Worker 1: how did the presentation go?
Worker 2: My boss didn't support my idea, it was a fuck in the face
Screwing up something so ridiculously that the entire project was about as effective as "fucking the bed"
Wow Craig, you missed setting your line up Sunday after a brilliant week and ended up handing over your win, you really "fucked the bed" on that one.
people who are so stupid that no one profanity can describe them.
my brother river is a fuckity fuck fuck fucker