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You know what lets make a fuck your bitch mom day! Not fuck the bitchy mom day 🥴 no its fuck your bitchy mom day! ):< your moms always bitchy well guess what fuck your bitchy ass mom. Does your mom bitch 24/7 no 25/8 fuck her then. Is your mama always telling you to clean your room even tho its fucking clean! Mom! Then fuck her
Person A: "My mom is such a bitch!"
Person B: "Thats a holiday, yk"
Person A: "THATS A THING!"
Person B: "Yup, look it up."
Person A: "OMG IT SAYS FUCK YOUR BITCH OF A MOM DAY!...Andddddd ITS TODAY!"
A girl that would make you cheat on your significant other. The girl tends to have big tits. Referring to Bombshell McGee.
*Jared eyes a jogger with intent*
Jared: "Tits fucking McGee!!!"
barru is so fucking cute and wholesome
A shack or shanty, sometimes an abandoned house, car, van, lean too, etc, commonly found in the woods, and is likely to be infested or at one time was infested with alligators.
Lets take the two sluts to the alligator fuck shack, because my parents are home. Lets take the lot lizards to the a.f.s.bc my old lady is at the truckstop diner working.. alligators used to or now fuck in said shack.
The phrase "Fuck The God Damn Shit" is usually used when (#1) some one is doing something and is tired of doing it and gives up. (#2) Or, it can be used when someone is trying to give someone else something and they deny it."
1.) Kaleb: "Jerry, how much longer am I gonna be cleaning this car for? "
Jerry: "If you can get that bird crap off my car, probably another 2 hours."
Kaleb: "You know what Jerry, FUCK THE GOD DAMN SHIT! I'm going home. You can clean the car yourself, I hope!"
2.) *on the phone*
Bobby: "Noah, I got a surprise for you bro!"
Noah: "Wait...don't tell me it's..."
Bobby: "The money I owe you from last year? Yep! All in cash!"
Noah: "I won the lottery last week. I'm a millionaire! And you can keep the money too."
Bobby: "Wait a damn minute...so you mean to tell me I was busting my ass at work trying to get you this money and
a millionaire? You know what...FUCK THE GOD DAMN SHIT! I can't believe this. I already sent the money to your bank
account bro! I can't believe this. I've been meaning to tell you something too..."
Noah: "First of all, we're not gonna speed past this like you didn't just lose your mind. Let's take a moment of silence..."
*the moment of silence*
Noah: "Now. What did you have to tell me, Bobby?"
Bobby: "I WANTED TO TELL YOU...THAT I FUCKED YO BITCH YOU FAT MOTHA FUCKA"
Noah's Girlfriend: "Take Money"
Noah: "Stacey, we're done! You know what, FUCK THE GOD DAMN SHIT!"
"Dr." Kent Hovind as I had called him this via my facebook page. Noted as Eric posted, "The swearing. Not Cool."
The now hilarious crack became the taunt of human-dinosaur coexistence dogma. As "Flintstones Christianity" and "Cartoon Theology" emerged from the joke as it came from the barrage of tumblr posts I did. I had seen his followers attempt to use Answers in Genesis as a website to refute me as I was using real science websites and the local CBS affiliate which did an article about The Tully Monster fossil at Mazon Creek in Grundy County. Shrews sent me sketch of this after writing my crossover into Science Fiction the first time.
The actual exchanges became the FictionPress biting science fiction satire, The Thing That One Finds based from Forbes, a thesis I found on Academia.edu which deconstructed the thesis from the pseudo-college Patriot University as Rational Wiki also chronicled. I had pointed out I was an accidental curator of a museum in print as I coined the terms "Museum of Nothing" and "Bullshit Museum" as these alleged creation "science" museums are.
Eric Hovind via "Dr." Kent Hovind's page, "As for the swearing. Not cool"
Me -- "Kent, if you believe humans and dinosaurs co-existed it would not look like the Flintstones but more like Carnosaur, you Fucking Cartoon."
I went to the YouTube video page where "Yer a Fucktard" video is hosted, my comment "He's a fucking cartoon" as the creator was cracking up because I was fresh from making the crack on Hovind's facebook page via my own public page as a comment. Oh shit, Uneducated Huckster blocked me twice -- first on facebook then on twatter oh that's cute :laughing: go to a community college and take a few real science classes huckster. The barbs on Creation "Science" Evangelism's facebook page became darker and edgier as I invoked jokes referring to Richard Matheson and H. P. Lovecraft as the setup for the zing at the King James Version Only offspring. Implying going to one of their Independent Baptist church services with Richard Matheson's book "Nightmare At 20,000 Feet" and opening to the story called The Children of Noah. The Call of Cthulhu reference got some howls. Some in horror circles noted, "Not even Turtle Boy had the stones to do that. And even funnier you invoked controversy just for laughs."
Two Ton Anvil cracks, "You just love poking a stick in a hornets nest." Even more howls ensue from the heavy metal community as I pulled out Iron Maiden's myspace playlist on the tumblr post with the Ken Ham vs. Bill Nye debate.
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Fucking Captain Toad's Treasure Tracker.
Captain Fuck Toad's Treasure Tracker is a fucking mistake.