Anal Jowster

A sharp poop. Usually hurts.

If I don't get more fiber in my diet I'll continue to let out anal jowsters.

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Anal Seepage

Is my best friend.

Osmo: "Who's your best friend?"

Kelmo: "Anal seepage!!!!"

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anal soup

an anal soup is when a man is analay screwing a women and she trys to have a dump at the same time whilst having diorhha.When the contents of the womans anaus come out it resembles a brown soup.

Dave: hey i found a bowl of soup in the fridge last night.
Jim: ye that was my girl friends anal soup
dave proceedes to throw up

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anal michael

A person who likes anal, anal raping, anything rectal. the person often has disturbing amounts of anal rituals.
The term can be used in insulting, either as 'anal', 'michael' or 'anal michael'. A useful comeback in arguments.
'Anal rachel' is a similar term but hasnt as much effect as anal rachel isnt anal. anal michael is however..

person1: At least i'm not anal!
person2: at least im not michael!
p1:yeah well...at least im not rachel!
p2: shup..ANAL MICHAEL!
p1: at least im not russian!
p2: wtf?! you cant say that! .. anal ..

and so on..

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anal triangle

three girls getting fucked in the ass while listening to pink floyd

bro later at the party we are doing the anal triangle!

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fish anal

The ass of an fish.

Used as an insult.

1.
Random girl: Wow, she's such a fish anal.

Another random girl: Yeeah, I can't stand her.

2.
Random person: You're so stupid, Richard.

Richard: But at least I'm not a fish anal, you prick!

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Anal Virgin

something guys who are too pussy to try anal are

he/shes an anal virgin

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