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To 'bang your wood' is to mastarbate.
1. Used by teenage boys when sharing stories about mastarbating, with out having to use the word 'mastarbate' 'cos they think its funny. (They need to get a fucking life!)
2. Also used by dirty old men when talking to young women.
1. "Guess what i did last night, BANGED MY WOOD!!!!!!!!"
2. "Do you want to bang my wood young lady!?"
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The sexual occurrence of two mestizo females seated on the male, one on the male's face and one on his erect penis while another female throws poo at the male whilst seated on a bookcase or some other high vantage point.
I contracted SuperHerpes while engaged in a Guatemalan Treetop Monkey Bang, and the SuperHerpes won't stop singing about it.
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you're a popstar rockstar. reffered to "a lot of pop" or just "pop" and "a lot of rock" or just "rock😝 you have bangs that hang infront of your eyes. sometimes reffered to big bangs.
you're a popstar rockstar big banged person
To solicit sexual relations with a female; A last ditch phrase used to land a desirable woman, usually in a bar; To point out an attractive woman to a friend.
Hey (to a girl): I'll bang you out! Oh man, I would totally bang her out.
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The best show ever made, ever. Completely HILARIOUS and if you don't like it you should die.
Have you watched Big bang theory show??
No, i haven't
Die.
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Warning: A major life event has happened and she’s looking to express it by giving herself forehead curtains.
The safe answer is always “No”.
Angie: “We broke up and I’m just like ready to be a new person, ya know? I need to do something bold, like cut my hair. Should I get bangs?!”
Pam: “Abso-fucking-lutely not.”
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1.Sum 1 hu is relli fellin u
2. sum one hu relli likes u bare and will do ne ting 4 u.
3. Sumtimes likes you 2 much, dats it gets jargin'
mat:" damn1 dat bad blud"
ken: " yep da gyal bang on my end, wont let me keep".
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