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Christian prom pictures

When Christian’s get dressed up for Easter and post their family pictures online.

Look all the Christian’s are posting their Christian prom pictures online.

by Ed money April 10, 2023


Christian Nolan

He is very BIG, like moto moto big. His neo-pronouns are Nike and GA say them infront of your mom he has seen her before.

Christian Nolan IS HUGE

by YES SIR< BIG OLLL DICK DICK June 7, 2022


Dryfork Christian School

Dryfork christian school is a school that nobody knows about. it’s on dryfork road and has 120 students ranging from k-12 and the girls outnumber the boys 90 to 30. they have so little high schoolers that the 8-12 classes are put together. we had to split sights so now the 3-6 grades are right down the road. most people send their kids here so they don’t have to be “exposed to the bad in the world” but all we talk ab is the “bad in the world” so theirs no point in sending your kids here. we have to wear a lame uniform that is a baby blue collared shirt and navy pants or skirt for the girls.

Boy:”Hey, have you heard of Dryfork Christian School?” Girl:”No.”

by anonymoususer7313 April 6, 2022


Drive-Thru Christian

Someone who takes up Christianity when it’s convenient for them. They want something quick; their foot’s on the pedal.

He invited me back to his place after bible study, but when we were drinking our beers he tried feelin up my thigh. Guess he’s a drive-thru Christian.

by Dolly Comma February 19, 2018


Cooter Christian

A person who fundamentally changes their religious beliefs (in favor of Christianity) in order to slide in with a girl.

Damn, Justin has been going to church a lot lately.

Yeah it’s because of Jennifer. He’s a classic cooter Christian.

by KiwiLover69 September 23, 2021


Heartland Christian School

Heartland Christian School is a very gay school with gay children

“Have you guys seen the kids at Heartland Christian School?Those kids are very gay

by zeethegod December 19, 2021


k-christian

This term is defined as Korean Christian music that individuals may decide to listen to. AND YES, IT EXISTS :)!!! PRAISE OUR HEAVENLY FATHER! THANK YOU GOD:)!!!!
P.S. my favorite groups are WAYHOME, AGAPAO worship, WELOVE, LEVISTANCE, Heavens Generation, and probably some more:)

"Ohh... is this k-christian? It sounds awesome:)"
"Is this that k-christian group AGAPAO worship? So Cool!!!"

by adaughterofourHeavenlyFather July 10, 2024