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don't slip chocolate chip

don't stress out buddy

or

don't mess up buddy

dad: we lost the house to foreclosure
mom: don't slip chocolate chip

by AnnWatts May 15, 2015


I don't feel so good

A expression of not feeling well. Specifically used when you are turning into ash and there's a mid-age billionare uncle dad nearby.

"Mr.Stark... I don't feel so good"

by CalculusOP May 15, 2018


don't smother the baby

Don't knock something before you try it.

John:"i don't think that idea would work jim, its too boring"
Jim:"Don't smother the baby John, Lets try it first."

by pentaodin August 1, 2024


Don't Dare December

Basically for every day in December you can't dare anybody, it's like nnn but slightly worse and one month later

Bro I'm gonna do the Don't Dare December challenge.

by DatGamerYolo December 17, 2022


That dog don't fish

An object, action, or statement that is so absurd it defies standard logic.

Person 1: I have been wearing my pants inside-out all week.
Person 2: Well that dog don't fish, get some sense.

by Superdog- fuschia October 7, 2017


Don't make a village

If your friends or family are cringy asf you can say "Don't make a village" what actually means "Don't be so cringy"

Your parents are arguing with homeless person and you can say "Don't make a village guys"

by HumanitySucksBro March 12, 2021


Please don't tell everyone I got beat by a guy whose never fought

Guess. Fucking guess. I'll give you one guess and bonus points for who he said it to.

??? "Please don't tell everyone I got beat by a guy whose never fought"

Hym "It's a mystery quote! Mystery quote of the day! It's was probably more along the lines of 'Please don't tell them.' Because they both have the same pretext and would know what not to tell. Ha! Hilarious! Heheheheh... I mean, come on guys! Just admit that I'm right. I can know thing independently from DOING ANYTHING. I was right about that bitch fucking that retard. The retard, defiler, and the generic one were being assholes. I was right about being kept tabs on. And this was probably the single most effective way of dealing with this any man, woman, or child could have ever conceived."

by Hym Iam October 4, 2023