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bolsa de limpiador de la vagina
Pedro es una bolsa de limpiador de la vagina. (douche bag)
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pussy deodorant, when a person is usually persistent at something and won't give up.
guy: aye girl what's your name?
girl: why does it matter? (smiles and looks away)
guy: for real, what's your name? (extends hang to shake hands with the girl)
girl: I don't give hand shakes. I don't know where your hands been.
guy: Okay, can I have a hug?
girl: No, sorry no hugs allowed, that involves touching.
guy: WTF?!
girl: leave me alone you douche bag!
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Toosh Douche = A man who enjoys performing beastiality acts while watching band of brothers (Taylor Ellis)
Michael likes having sex with goats. What a Toosh Douche!
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Noun: A giant douche-bag that enjoys posting feed after feed about his awesome life you wish you had. May possibly be, but not limited to, an over-muscular guy that has girls hanging off his eight pack who goes to every awesome party you weren't invited to, or an event you wish happened to you.
Daniel: Man, did you see Tim's post about hooking up with the hottest chick at that frat party?
John: Yeah! He also posted about that massive inheritence of 10 million from his dead aunt.
Daniel: He's such a Facebook Douche.
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The act of cleaning your desk after an extensive period of feeling "not so fresh". Usually requires several cleaning products and at least one roll of paper towels. Sometimes includes chasing small animals and insects from surrounding area.
"After todays desk-douche, I finally found that sales report for those bastards in accounting."
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One who orders a pizza in a computer lab and does not give anyone a piece, and eats a whole one himself. Then, plays annoying top 40 hits and makes out with his ugly girlfriend. He is usually an ugly pretentious fat guy, with greasy hair and he wears really weird girl pajamas to school.
Katy: So, that annoying guy was in here for four hours, playing loud top 40 hits and eating an entire pizza for himself in front of everybody, and making out with his ugly girlfriend.
Priscilla: Yeah he's such an annoying Pizza douche.
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a combination of the insults "douche-bag" and "tool"
Fred, stop being such a douche-box!
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