ex-friend

A person who used to be your friend.

Me:I used to be friends with Niko,and we are ex-friends now because he was talking bad about me,and said that I suck.
Luigi:I am ex-friends with my very good friend Lorenzo because he doesn't talk to me anymore when I was talking to him,and he was running away from me when I was trying to hang out with him.

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g-friend

(n.)girlfriend
(n.)any female friend
(n.)a girl or young woman with whom a man is romantically involved

I love my g-friend.
Even when she rips out my heart.

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friend zone

When a guy treats a woman like their girlfriend and spends money on them as if he was their boyfriend. Most of the time the guy who is stuck in the friend zone will also be whipped by his female friend.

Goodger: Hey Ashley, can i smoke a cigarette?

Ashley: No you can not have a cigarette.(As she throws his pack out the window)

Goodger: Im sorry please dont be mad at me.

Ashley: I am now buy me wendy's im hungry.

Goodger: Ok. (Damn im in the friend zone)

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Friends of Maddox

The actual best Maddox fansite. Don't listen to all these dumbass people from Maddox Mania. If you're stupid, go to MM, if you're smart, go to FoM. If you're into something different, go to The Best Fanpage in the Universe.

Nosferatu: lol madox mania is da bomb
Albino Sheep: ya were the colest

Tubba: What a bunch of retards.
Ginomee: Yeah, fucking retards.
Ash: But MM is awesome!
Everyone: Shut up Ash.

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starter friends

People that you use as temporary friends while adjusting to a new environment (i.e. first semester of college, new place to live) with the intention of ditching them to find more long-term friends.

Once I got into a fraternity second semester, I totally ditched my starter friends.

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friends up

adj. the initiation phase of a new friendship

Jeremy, when did you become friends up with Josh?

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Toxic friend

This type of person is someone that you find yourself very close to but only realize that they don’t totally measure up of what u thought they were. You find yourself always talking having fun but they drop you instantly without a reason Similar to fake

Bruh. She is such a toxic friend for not making the effort to talk to me even though I am always trying to be there.

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