cockbloctopus

n. One who aggresively cockblocks with excessive groping, a sign a the coming cockblocalypse.

That cockbloctopus had his hairy tentacles all over my date!

snag on

1. v. to leechily acquire a portion of someone else's goods (usually food items)
2. v. to inject one's self (usually unwelcomed) into another's activities

1. "dude, do you mind if i snag on some of your doritos?"
2. "hey man, can i snag on some of that chick action?"

friends up

adj. the initiation phase of a new friendship

Jeremy, when did you become friends up with Josh?

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