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A Golden Curvy Flute is just a French Horn but flute version
Y’know how your instrument says how straight you are? Yeah, that’s why I went from Flute to Golden Curvy flute
To urinate into a Dyson Airblade hand dryer resulting in the next unfortunate person to be scatter gunned with piss upon activation.
Got so bored at the wedding that I decided to plant a golden claymore in the bathroom. The grooms father wasn’t happy.
An amazing and beautyful girl. She has got such beautyful eyes and pretty face that can only make u happy. Her sweetness is hidden under a layer of shyness. She makes u love her only by showing her smile. When she hugs u, you can only feel grateful with the life bc she is the cutest girl in the world. Very clever and stylish, she knows about every film made in the late 80´s and can sing every grunge song on the radio. She has got an huge an thicc booty and sexy boobs with a golden tan that covers her pure golden heart, like her tooth made of gold that illuminates the darkest corners in my life. She does very good chupaditas. She is amazing and very posser, you can´t describe her with words without crying. 10/10.
Joel: Hey, do you want to masturbate in my corridor?
Pablo: Sorry Joel, I love Mariam, a Golden Dorado Girl, maybe next Tuesday.
A children’s book that is of a lower quality and is cheaply made.
My school is so broke... the kids only have golden star books to work with
When someone is so bad at League of Legends, but still spends most of his life on it.
Wow, doeas he even have a life? No, he is a real tommi golden
A golden biscuit is something that is perfect just like a golden biscuit.
My girlfriend is such a golden biscuit I don't know why she fell for me.
When the female is in doggy position with her head on the pillow and the alpha male decides to pee down her back. The urine travels down the spine & trickles off the neck to form a golden necklace.
"Aidan have you ever golden necklace'd somebody?"
"Yeah dawg, me and the hoe every summer."