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When a dorky guy is able to hook up with a girl out of his league due to her getting obscenely drunk and desperate. Usually involves her dancing awkwardly or other forms of self-embarrassment.
It took a few shots and Neil Diamond on the jukebox, but the lame birthday party turned into a Michael's Game Night for the lucky lad.
A blue eyed, handsome hunk of twisted steel and sex appeal. When your girl has a wet dream/fantasy she says it’s about you but it’s really about this stud muffin
Linda, I had another dream about James Michael Smith. We had sex for hours.
An American actor from the 1970 and 80's who was known for his roles as the rebellious male, but most notably known for his remarkably good looks and chiseled chin.
Did you see last night's episode of Rick and Morty, they totally name-dropped Jan-Michael Vincent?
"This JANNNN-UARARY it's time to Michael down your Vincent's!"
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My beautiful boy.
Extremely caring, loving and strong. One of the best, funniest, smartest people out. Love him absolutely shitless, she's gorgeous inside and out.
Person- ' I wish I had a guy like Jacob Michael Thomas '
Me- ' HELL YEAH YOU DO '
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When a man craps on a woman’s face, proceeding to sit on the face rubbing his behind back and forth on the face until the woman has turned from white to brown.
Damn bro last night was crazy, i gave my girl “the Reverse Michael Jackson”
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In "Superbad", the girl does like him back, & they don't have sex.
"Superbad" broke the The Michael Cera Rule
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