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The best day at any school. On this day, you can get 1997% free ham sandwiches!
There is a limit to how many you can eat, though. If you eat too many, you will be BANNED FROM FREE HAM SANDWICH DAY. Susie learned the hard way.
Susie: “You have been unbanned from free ham sandwich day.”
Enemy: Wow... Nobody’s ever said that to me before!
a delicious crispy iceage formula made by xpozr: ingredients : 1x mammif tusk, 2x sliced white bread or multitusk, 1x squirt of tomato sauce+lettuce and various other nutritions
hey mum can i please have a bite of that delicous looking goodness you have apon your shiney plate?, sure son how about you suck my tusks aswell.
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A baked potato that has been sliced open, directly farted in, and then closed again to seal in flavor.
We just got away with tax evasion! Let's have a double Irish with a Dutch sandwich to celebrate!
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A legendary, bangin-ass breakfast sandwich. More commonly known as the mouth orgy of the morning.
Boy: Yo, I woke up early this morning with that bitch right next to me and I was like 'yo I'm horny, bitch make me a ham egg and cheese sandwich.'
Bitch: Okay.
A sexual move that involves two women; the first is on her hands and knees receiving double penetration while giving oral, while the other is laying belly down on her back, facing perpendicular, and is also receiving double penetration while giving oral.
Me and the crew gave two cheap hookers a pound town sandwich!
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the juices and crust on a used sluts underwear.
I was just about to fuck this slut, but i got a look at the soup n sandwich in her panties.
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Catch phrase used by Mumfred the Magician on Sesame Street to cast his magic trick spells, in lieu of Ala-kazam or Presto
Ala Peanut Butter Sandwiches! (much smoke ensues and a horse appears with a chicken head, children discuss)
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