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hard-nippled

A determined female.

Determined males are hard-headed, hard-nosed, and have a hard-on over something.

Stop being hard-nippled about it, you can't get everything you want!

by SHvapor October 19, 2015


shore hardness

When your dick gets hard while you're at the beach.

When a man gets an erection while at the beach. Typically while wearing swim trunks.

"Hey man come look at the crab I found."

"Can't dude, I got shore hardness."

"oh, yeah I saw that milf walk by too."

"How do you keep from getting shore hardness when you go to those nude beaches?"

"Easy, I just jack off before."

by fufuckifiknoe June 25, 2017


hard flex

a well rolled joint or blunt

did you roll that? Damn its a hard flex

by the flex master May 23, 2017


hard dick on yatch

a hard dick on yatch is an imaginary rape fest in your own mind. then you come back to relaity and if the girl is alone shes gonna get pumped lizad dickstyle!

i got a hard dick on yatch eneded up fucking her.

by damien buss adelaide and twaat June 7, 2017


Tickle-hard

A tickle hard happens after you’ve fucked and orgasmed, and your clit/penis is so sensitive that you can’t stand for it to be touched because it causes an unbearable tickle, almost painful, but not quite in that category. It is just a tickle that is a hard ass mother fucker, causing one to jerk and display seizure like activity, and some may even pee from the sensitivity and the ticklehard.

Say, uncle, do you wanna kiss my pee pee until You make it tickle-hard?

by My name is puka… March 23, 2023


hard dick taco

A dick with moist kale wrapped in a burrito.

So she asked if she could see my hard dick taco.

by January 12, 2024


hard dick taco

A dick with moist kale wrapped in a burrito.

So she asked if she could see my hard dick taco.

by January 12, 2024