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Getting the best of two worlds.
Canada, as a common wealth of France and England, is sucking the tit of two mothers.
A way of saying “your mother” back in the 1600s.
Person 1: Who are the donuts?
Person 2: that would be thine mother
The most stupid and pity excuse for an adult to treat you like shit and get away with it
"I'm not saying this to piss you off"
"Well what were you expecting?"
"I'm your father/mother, I should be able to"
A parking space that doesn’t exist.
Did you find the parking space in the car park for unexpecting mothers after parking your vehicle?
an insult implying your mother gives good brain(blowjobs)...
1: Yo your gay
2: Fuck you, your mother goes to college
A MILK is a mother you'd like to kill.
Tom: Dude, that women is a total MILK!
Jon: What do you mean?
Tom: MILK (Mother I'd Like to KILL)!
Jon: What the hell?
Tom: You heard me.