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An amazing man, you need to know this bitch. He his the best boyfriend and he dose everything for you like it's insane.
Person 1: Is that Sam?
Person 2: yeah it is he's so good
Girlfriend: back off he's mine
A sexy guy. Super attractive, king, and has an super long dick. Everyone wishes they could be like Sam. Sam is also dominant, and is a natural leader. Will protect his loved ones, and fight against evil. His dick is so long.
#1: Woah its Sam
#2: God he has a big dick
#1: I wish I was like Sam, I would die to be like him
#2: Then go ahead
#1:*fucking dies*
Literally a mailbox.
If you get to know hime, he is a piece of work.
He is also very stereotypical towards anime for some reason
Sam you owe me $14.50...
Prob a person who think he's funny but really isn,t and he claims he gets a lot of girls when all he does is scare them away. Prob will be a pedo when he;s older.
Sam is annoying and scares girls
Same is a another definition of a simp- written by a Sam
Selling tickets to an event to someone only to realise you never had the tickets in the first place
Shit I've been a massive twat and done a SAM, those poor people who thought they bought tickets off me
sam is man who isnt afraid to show all his sides, especially his down under. He loves to play Minecraft and proceed to go on some peculiar websites. this guy is a lad. if you come in contact with him its your lucky day. don't forget him, because he will. hang on to him like a biscuit, he likes biscuits. and shoving them up his cheeks
today i met a sam vecey. he is a lad