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April 23rd is national eat ass day... be sure to eat as much ass as possible in order to sustain a valuable reputation in your friend group. Make sure to get all nice with that that poop as well! Don’t be afraid of farts!
Bro I ate so much ass on national eat ass day! Might have contracted gohnarea in the process though!
Fuck you lucky bastard i only contracted aids
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A phrase that is obviously not true because I eat pussy all the time and still do not display any vaginal qualities.
You are what you eat, Barbara Streisand.
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National Eat Pussy Day is on October 30th because the next day you’ll be eating candy. This way it’s two days of treats
John: Yo u should eat her pussy today
Jeremy: Why?
John: Because it’s October 30th
Jeremy: Oh yeah it’s national eat Pussy day... bet!!
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A great comeback when someone insults you. On a scientific level this works because the things we eat actually make up our bodies. But if you were called... for example... a pussy... you get the idea.
"You never do anything daring. You're such a pussy"
"Hey, you are what you eat."
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Hannibal Lecter's personal motto.
A census taker tried to quantify me once. I promptly demonstrated to him that you are what you eat, Clarice. FFT-FFT-FFT-FFT-FFT-FFT-FFT ...,
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The awesomest subliminal message ever. Found in Weird Al's Nature Trail to Hell.
Joe: Dude, wanna know something?
John: What?
Joe: Satan eats Cheese Whiz.
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A term used to mean the consumption of the soul
Eating someones soul out of there body
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