Introduced her to my toilet

An expression for when someone stays at your place over night after hooking up.

I met this this girl on tinder and introduced her to my toilet.
I introduced her to my toilet.

Hims & Hers Health

An American telehealth company that sells prescription and over-the-counter drugs online, as well as personal care products.

Hims & Hers Health offers online consultations to get prescriptions. The platform connects clients to doctors who prescribe the drugs based on an online intake form and photographs.

Mowed her lawn

When you chew off her pubes during sex

I discovered my fetish when I mowed her lawn

junked up her face

The gross over-modification of the face through either piercings, plastic surgery, tattooing, or some combination that completely changes the appearance.

She used to be such a beautiful model until she junked up her face with fake lips, plastic skin, and enough piercings to make a biker blush.

Carve Your Name Into Her Walls

Having Sex with someone

Yo did you carve your name into her walls last night?

fing her

To put your fingers inside a girls genitals. To, "give her the fing", persay.

Keith:"Dude, did you fing her last night?"

Keith 2:"Man, you know I did!"

Ram Her Clam

When a lady loves to get vaginally impaled by cock.

Sharon loves letting the 6’7 basketball team ram her clam!