when a chick is even hotter than one who's bath water you'd drink.
Guy 1: That chick is so hot I'd drink her bath water.
Guy 2: Dude, I'd eat her wipe paper.
In the same vein as painting her nails -- describes the 'occupation' of a woman that only entails sitting at home and doing nothing while her partner does all the breadwinning.
The term stems from women applying make-up as part of their apparent vanity pastime, hence the 'painting' term.
"He's at the store, working 24/7 while she spends her time painting her face."
An expression for when someone stays at your place over night after hooking up.
I met this this girl on tinder and introduced her to my toilet.
I introduced her to my toilet.
An American telehealth company that sells prescription and over-the-counter drugs online, as well as personal care products.
Hims & Hers Health offers online consultations to get prescriptions. The platform connects clients to doctors who prescribe the drugs based on an online intake form and photographs.
When you chew off her pubes during sex
I discovered my fetish when I mowed her lawn
The gross over-modification of the face through either piercings, plastic surgery, tattooing, or some combination that completely changes the appearance.
She used to be such a beautiful model until she junked up her face with fake lips, plastic skin, and enough piercings to make a biker blush.
Having Sex with someone
Yo did you carve your name into her walls last night?