A very loud female kidney stone or a solid yeast infection.
The doctor frowned when my squeecher muffin fell out.
When you eat so many muffins you want to die.
My brother recently died due to muffin madness
Term of affection for a person that has a sweet personality with an ass to match.
Morning my little anus muffin!
A horny milf, that has a gunt, and is trying to score drugs or cock, or both.
Oh my shit, that Tart-Muffin is relentless, she won't lea e those poor guys alone! Fuck8ng Tart-muffin!
An Individual who often zylches for or with another individual, typically for sexual pleasure for either one or both parties.
You are my little Zylch Muffin
I love all my Zylch Muffins
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A muffin freak is someone obsessed with muffins .
Shawn Mendes is well known for being the muffin freak since he loves muffins so much . Shawn Mendes is called the muffin freak by his fans who know his true love with muffins !
It's as soft as a Muffin when she's riding you reverse cowboy!
Baby you can bounce that Fuck Muffin on my cock all night.