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When you are too lazy to get the fuck up so you call GrubHub to bring you tomato paste on garlic bread with vegan cheese on top. Also known as pizza.
“Jeez I just wanna Pizza today!“
The best food in the world. Commonly eaten by gamers and furries will never be able to handle the awesome taste power.
Gamer: aww yea this pizzas amazing
Furry: what?
a common mispronounciation of pizza
person 1: i am having pizza
person 2: its pronounced pizza
person 1: ok
the us in 2005 had a debate asking if pizza was a fruit and the outcome was ¨there is enough tomato in it to call it a fruit¨
so therefor pizza is a fruit
furnace: hey is pizza a fruit?
me: please shut up.
Pizza is an food that everyone loves.
Wow i love this Pizza despite the fact i might eat it all in one bite.
A dish that is known to cause a heart attack or stroke because of all the fat and other shit they put in it.
I almost died from eating a pizza because of how low quality it was. I had intense stomach pain afterwards, and before you know it I was at the toilet spewing shit out of my mouth.
Person 1: "Hey bro you ever had pizza?"
Person 2: "Can't bro, that shit gives you a stroke"