A telescopic dildo like sex toy, it is a lazer guided fuck rod that WILL ruin your life. Bypasses the G-spot and heads straight for the Z-spot somewhere near your heart
"hey girl, you're walkin kinda funny, sup?"
" he gave me the ol' purple berliner... i think i'm bleeding! "
When you jack off so hard your dick changes color 🍆
A: Dude I’ve been getting purple foreskin recently
B: Damn dude u need to get yourself a gf
When someone takes your pants, and like guillotines them before taking a sharpee and purpling all that's left over.
Robespierre: Off with his pants!
Random ah dude: Aye, aye, sir!
Robespierre: Now sharpee him!
*Random dude then colors in with purple sharpee to give him purple shorts*
1. Inserting a grape jolly rancher into a vagina and eating/sucking it to the point your tongue turns purple. (Male version below.), Inserting a grape jolly rancher into the tip of a penis and eating/sucking it to the point your tongue turns purple.
2. You are not receiving enough oxygen and your tongue is turning a blueish/purplish colour.
**made up names**
Josh: "Last night was wild, Amaya gave me a purple jolly rancher and I gave her a Purple Tongue job!"
Trent: "What the fuck dude..!? You know I have a crush on Amaya."
- A good time for relax
- High Time
- the act of get chill as fuck
i'm done, let's get purple chill !
A random purple bunny red overalls yellow eyes and teeth, that is very much annoying like fuck, he never shuts up, and he likes to make all the chaos, also his rizz technique is very good being annoying to girls, bro even ppl in rl think he’s the best.
Random purple bunny: oh and watch out for centipedes :D
Rand0m doll: (random purple bunny)!!!! You know that’s my only fear, right!!1!