Two Day Rule

The method of swooning the female into submission by implementing a mobile communication routine that allows conversation to become more interesting by only conversing bi-daily, thus completing the task above.

"Hey, Glen, did you text that girl tonight?"

"Nah, bro, I'm using the two day rule. That way, we have a full day's worth of shit to talk about."

"Nice man, you'll be diving in that shit in a week!"

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rule 3/4

Any grouping of instruments and genre that you can be conceived of does exist and has been preformed (and recorded).

A musical interpretation of rule 34.

rule 3/4 as preformed by Korn and their use of the bag pipe in "Chutes and Ladders", also Arcade Fire

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7/11 rule

The rule guys stick to when asked the dreaded question by a new girl, "how many sexual partners you have had." He wants to give a good number, if he says too few she'll think hes inexperienced. If he says too many she'll think he's a man whore. The rule, if you slept with less than 7 round it up to 7. If more than 11 round it down to that number.

Bobby: Tina asked me the dreaded question.

Tim: Did you stick with the 7/11 rule?

Bobby: DUH, I'm not an idiot.

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NHL Black Rule

If your buddy scores on you in NHL using a black guy you lose and vice versa.

I was winning 7-0 in the second period but then my pal scored on me with Wayne Simmonds... stupid NHL Black Rule

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Red Cup Rule

The main rule is this: If you are underage and drinking at a party, good deal. The point at which the rule applies is when you go to put pictures of that night on Facebook or any other social networking site. If you or anyone underage is holding a red cup, don't post it. Future employers and people's parents don't need photographic evidence. "Nobody believes it's just soda in your Solo cup."

Me: Damn John, yall got wasted last night.

John: I know man, put those pictures up on fb!

Me: Sorry bro, red cup rule. I don't need your mom bitching at me again.

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9 O'clock Rule

(also 9 O'clock watershed)

The rule whereby British TV companies can't show "adult" programmes before 9pm.

The Urban Dictionary would certainly be subject to the 9 O'clock rule.

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"Price is Right" Rule

The "Price is Right" rule is used in any game or contest where the one closest to the target number without going over is the winner.

We all bet $25 each we could guess the fat guy's weight using the "Price is Right" rule.

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