Lard on Sticks

Lard on sticks is a pointless phrase that can be used in any situation and means whatever you want it to.

1. "You suck at cod."
"Yeah and you suck at lard on sticks."

2."Oh, for crying out loud, i said bacon and eggs."
"Make your own damn bacon and lard on sticks."

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pop stick

a gun

I got a pop stick in my pocket

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Fusking stick

A stick used to fusk out squirrels from an unusually shaped oven.

Mabel! Could you please fetch my fusking stick, I can't seem to get out the latest batch of squirrels from our unusually shaped oven

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Knight stick

When a black guy uses his hard cock on a female/females smacking them across their face with it turning them or her on in the process straight dominating you with it cause she's been acting up or talking shit

This bitch is trippin looks like she needs the knight stick

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stick value

n. The quality of holding monetary worth over time, a good investment.

"That '67 Mustang's got stick value."

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carrot sticks

Something that is also called clem. Loves cucumber and carrots. When you have all of these things you are called a carrot stick.

Who are you?
A carrot sticks

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Stinky Stick

A Cigarette, usually smoked when in the company of non-smokers who have a low tolerance for smokers. Often, by naming the object a stinky stick, the non-smoker will accept the smoker's acknowledgement that the habit disgusts the non-smoker, and leave the smoker alone, as opposed to becoming a raging asshole.

Well, now that we've finished writing your thesis on vegen cunnilingus, I'm going out for a stinky stick.

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