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When you wank so hard your meatus gets dry and skin flakes off.
Derogatory term for someone below a wanker
Hey Toby your dick is so dry you left wank flakes in the shower
That Toby is such a wank flake
A debilitating pain or twinge in the neck and shoulders, resulting from excessive or violent masturbation. Usually the affliction of men in their mid-to-late-twenties, directly resulting from a 'dry-spell'.
Most mornings he woke up with wank-neck.
If he doesn't stop, he'll give himself chronic wank-neck.
Wank-neck is the disease of the under sexed.
Usually in a very stressful, indecisive situation one will decide to go have wank before making any vital decisions.
*Right before an exam*
Yo, Vlad, where are you going?
I am gonna go quickly to the bathroom!
To do what?
*whispers* To have an emergency wank, I cannot think straight, I need to let some steam off!
Alright, go ahead!
receiving oral from a skinny woman
Hey Billy, did ya get a gud spunkin from the skinny wank ye fuckin lad?
Wanking while on your period.
"Just had a quick ruby wank, made a right mess"
Knobheads on call of duty ghosts
Gleek9irl is a son of a wank stain
When a girl or guy feels up a guys dick through is trousers
“How far have you gone?”
“I gave Jack a trouser wank”