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Two or more very close friends form a pact by placing their testicles on a large stone and smashing their testicles with coconuts. The testicles will not be able to function, resulting in no further procreation. Coconut brothers is a bond that will last a lifetime and will be cherished between the brothers
Yoo dude you wanna become coconut brothers?
Its a word for ONLY Ezra and Kadiff
wanna go hangout with the bestest buddatious brothers? they are super cool and they have huge weiners
This insult is very dangerous and its ten times more effective than your sister a mister
This insult was used on Stephen Hawking.
Person A: your mom gay
Person B: Your granny tranny
Person A: Your brother aint gonna be a father
*the whole universe collapses*
A straight man who goes out and/or secretly has sex with men behind their girlfriends/wives back
My lax bro Kevis such an undercover brother, he stops by gay bars every night to hook up with dudes behind his girlfriend s back.
A revolting experience described as follows.
A male goes into a public bathroom to drop a deuce. Unknowingly, the bowl is filled to the brim with a prior dude's diluted s&*t plus bowl water. The bowl is clogged, but since no water has spilled out onto the floor, the male is unaware of any problem.
So, said male unbuckles his pants, turns around, and -- with blessed innocence -- sits his ass down on the toilet seat, and in doing so, dunks his unsuspecting balls into the slightly chilly tea of diluted fecal matter.
You've become a kind of an eskimo brother with another brother.
There is no female equivalent.
Eskibowl...Eskibowl brother...
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Guy- Sometimes I get the feeling like you've been fucking my imaginary brother, but then I think its my imagination and there's no way you've been fucking the midget fuck.
Guy's ex-fuck buddy- You're wrong about him, the five foot nothing guy is not your brother, but he's also not imaginary and he really does have a bigger cock than you do.
Guy- I'm gonna have to find him.
Guy finds other guy:
Guy- She says you have a bigger cock than me, I'm gonna have to cut off just a teenie weenie bit of it.
Other guy- What the fuck?
National slap your brother day is in October 6th
Slap your brother day