my turtles

Used as a pick-up line to refer to ones own pubic hair(s). pubs bush exotic turtle hairy

Would you like to go look at my turtles, they are pretty exotic.

Condom Turtle

A visible erection through the condom.

I leaned over, in an attempt to hide my condom turtle.

turtle peepee

when you put just the tip in

person 1: “turtle peepee?”
person 2: “geheheggerrrrgrggr YES!”

Land turtle

Madelyn is a land turtle not a fish

Omg look at Madelyn she is a land turtle.