There are nerdy Ethan’s and they are what everyone says about Ethan’s but the other Ethan’s this Ethan is manipulative, doesn’t actually care about and uses you, tells you one thing then the complete opposite the next day. This ethan is not to be trusted bc he will stab you in the back.
If you have an Ethan in your life, I hate to break it to you but they’re a pick me. They’ll be the most socially unaware person you’ll ever meet, not to mention insanely hypocritical and selfish. Prolly watches Reddit porn and plays R6S/slaves over vtubers all day.
“Omg did you break up with Ethan?”
“Yeah, why?”
“Oh good, I never really liked him anyways.”
Get the Fuck out of my room I'm playing Minecraft.
Sorry Ethan
Ethan hates mix, he never holds mix. Why hold mix when you can just dp? You know like, VOLLCANIC VIIPPAA.
Ethan also hates losing, why lose when you can play Viego? Or Kayn, red Kayn in particular. That's based as hell honestly.
Rock solid... Ethan can't compete with rock solid... I'm moving as fast as I can...
He’s a sexy badass Greek god, but he’s also an annoying obnoxious prick. If a mirror is in the immediate vicinity then he becomes even more of an obnoxious prick. Ethan’s are fairly tall, but they make sure everyone knows it all the time. If you have an Ethan as a friend then think to yourself “meh, could be worse”. But most importantly he’s a Greek god.
John: Hey are you friends with Ethan?
Jane: Yeah
John: I guess he’s ok