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gooch five

the act of swinging one's testicles back in forth causing them the make a slapping noise upon contact with the gooch.

Man I'm gonna nailed her so hard i gooch five myself all night.

by RedAtomsk August 16, 2011


The Ol' Five-piece

The act of holding someone down and raping them. The reason this hellish act is named thusly is because it involves five pieces of the human body to be committed: two arms, two legs, and a penis.

Ex: I visited your mom last night and gave her the Ol' Five-piece.

by SwordfishTrombone February 4, 2016


Genitalia five

the act of slapping one's genitalia against the genitalia of another in a triumphant or celebratory fashion
most commonly in the context of sexual innuendo

sexual innuendo... Sexual in-your-endo
hiiigghhhoooo

*genitalia five*

by Gemma Talia August 29, 2013


Five Pound Trout

The largest most massive single turd imaginable, along the size and shape of a very big fish. Its so big, it sticks out of the water.

Dang it Bob, you left a five pound trout in the toilet without flushing it down. If you want everyone to see your masterpieces, send them to the Louvre!

by IFSATG March 27, 2021


Five dollar killers

People who would kill anybody for a little change. People of low intelligence and shifty moral character.

Damn y'all are some five dollar killers yo.

by Sammy Uncanny March 6, 2018


Five Horsemen

Secret society group of young professional closet homosexual males who regularly engage in wild gay orgies.

“Are you going to the Five Horsemen meeting tonight?”

“No, I am not gay.”

by dotconnector69 October 17, 2018


Mop Five

The act of putting your hand on your Mop(Hair) and Hi-Fiving another person that also has a mop

I mop fived my friend when i saw her.

by TonyMophead January 31, 2007